ZARCUS ARRIVES ON EARTH

He is here to help save you – and the other inhabitants of Planet Earth – from your technology headaches.

Zarcus has arrived from planet Zarconia, a planet much like Earth – but 100 years ahead of us technologically. Before he left his planet, Zarcus was just another wiz computer guy. But he did such a great job solving all technology problems on Zarconia that his talents were no longer needed. See, on Zarconia they’ve finally figured out how to make computers, digital cameras, iPods, mobile phones, HD TV’s and all other gadgets simply work. So he’s got nothing more to do there.

But when Zarcus saw the people of Earth reduced to helplessness by the very machines that were supposed to make their lives easier, he could not stand by idly. He knew from experience that the citizens of Earth were spending too much time struggling with the primitive computers that we call hi-tech.

So he’s picked the UK and more specifically the London Metro-Area as his first mission. He will be taking up residency among us here and enlist a few brave and good (and technical) earthlings to join him. He is determined to remain here on Earth until computer crashes, breakdowns and viruses are a distant memory, and humankind emerges from the dark age of computing into the golden age of personal computing.